An article you were intrigued by but was behind a paywall probably wasn’t worth it anyway, sources confirm to the Hamster.

The article – which seemed interesting as it alluded to COVID statistics that probably would get a reaction out of you – wasn’t really needed to get through the rest of your day. While the headline and first paragraph were compelling, there was no need to stick around beyond that. It was certainly not worth the $8.99 per month to never have to face paywalls, and it was questionably worth the effort to try incognito.

The Hamster provides itself on not having paywalls, but please send money.