President Donald Trump made his way to another photo op Tuesday, gassing protesters out of the way before he recited lines from Dr. Seuss’ ‘One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.’
“One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,” Trump said to the few reporters still around, struggling to breathe as gas surrounded the area. “Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, New fish. This one has a little car. This one has a little star. I will use military force on protestors. Say! What a lot of fish there are. Believe me, a lot of fish. Tremendous fish. Law and order!”
Trump defended the decision by saying “Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! Oh my! What a lot of funny things go by, like rubber bullets.” Church leaders, political opponents, fans of Dr. Seuss and most other people have condemned the president’s actions.