California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced Wednesday that the state has successfully administered 5 million vaccine doses to him already.

Newsom made the announcement to assure citizens the vaccine rollout is going well, and that he himself is protected against COVID and possibly all diseases now.

“The vaccine rollout is going extremely well,” Newsom said. “We’ve already administered 5 million vaccines to me. I can assure you I am now stronger than ever and restaurants will soon be available to me again.”

“Normies can be vaccinated in phase 7 or whatever.”

A syringe fell out of Newsom’s arm as he left the podium, before he then coughed on some babies. The governor is reportedly getting another few thousand vaccines to close out his week.