A sovereign nation of 328 million different minds is pretty confident in its narrowed choices for its top job, despite it only being two questionable options.

Other potential choices – such as Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen and Green Party candidate Howie Hawkins – have been offered up, but the nation has mostly said no thanks, we’re good. The nation also vehemently said no to rapper Kanye West and warned other independent minded challengers that “now is not that the time” because it has to be one of these two.

The Hamster is not prepared to make any endorsements at this time or possibly ever.