With less than a week until election day in America, citizens are having important talks with their loved ones, getting their affairs in order, and stocking up so they are prepared when absolutely nothing changes.

“It’s quite extraordinary,” pollster Anthony Stemmen said. “Everyone knows that there won’t be a result on election day and, still, nobody can wait for this nightmare of an election season to end on election day.”

Velvet Hamster will update you as this situation fails to develop