A local man’s list of complaints to post about on his social media channels is growing extremely thin, causing a lot of distress about how to spend time.
Dan Doofman, 32, has spent the latter part of the last year cycling through Internet-generated hysteria such as chaos from the presidential election, COVID variants and murder hornets. With a lot of that becoming less pressing, Doofman is facing existential crisis.
“Do I just delete Facebook?” Doofman said. “Do I go outside? What else do people talk about? Doggy coin?”
As of midday Thursday, he is considering therapy.