A lost Democratic strategist straying from a private fundraiser in Chicago Friday stumbled on a mythical forgotten land called Wisconsin.
The strategist – who had a busy week in Brooklyn, San Fransisco and Chicago – got lost for several hours before seeing the sign to the land he only thought was a myth.
“Wis…con… sin… Am I dreaming?” he said with blurry vision. “I thought this place only existed in books and movies and Fox News. Can I walk in?”
Sources indicate that now Democrats are looking into how the people in this land think, feel, work and play. They are also looking into the unlikely possibility Wisconsin is neighbored by a land called ‘Michigan.’