An area man has made it clear he is not ready to comment on if the world is secretly ruled by reptilian humanoids or not, as he is waiting to see the evidence laid out on both sides.
Jarrett Marcer told the Hamster he does want to rush to judgement on this and other key issues, despite intense pressure to make up his mind.
“It’s not fair to only listen to one side,” Marcer said. “The economy, health care policy, reptilians running the world. To truly get informed, you have to hear arguments from both sides. My friends are pressing me to say ‘no, no way there are reptilian overlords,’ but I am open minded guy.”
The Hamster is likewise not prepared to comment yet on the validity of the issue.