With Lent only weeks away, local Christians are searching for the best vice to take up and then surrender for Lent.

In 2019, vaping was a popular choice, but it’s now considered passé. Popular options for 2020 include trolling comments sections, switching lanes without signaling, calling instead of texting and watching cable news.

We expect purge-like chaos in the coming weeks until Lent begins and wish you the best of luck.