Presidential candidate and former Vice President Joe Biden came out against legalizing recreational marijuana this week, adding as well he’s skeptical of that gosh darn noisy rock n roll music and that MySpace thing.
“I don’t think there is enough evidence that this wacky tobacky isn’t a gateway drug to other things, like the cocaine,” Biden said at a campaign event. “We also need these damn kids to turn down that gosh darn rock n roll music and get off those Internets with that MySpace thing on there.”
Biden said as president he would not legalize marijuana, and that he would make a point of banning that MySpace website with all the loud rock music off the Internets on his first day in office.