In a long and arduous second day, the Trump legal team huddled worried that Chief Justice John Roberts has it out for them after one of their lawyers ran over his “dog.”

According to sources overhearing the conversation, the dialogue was as follows:

Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh! We’ve drawn John Roberts!
Ken Starr: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well he’s kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Starr: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, actually replace the word ‘kinda’ with ‘repeatedly’ and the word ‘dog’ with ‘son’.

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