How to talk to your dogs about the situation with Iran

Step 1: Ask him who is a good boy.
Step 2: Tell him he is, in fact, the good boy.
Step 3: Be careful he doesn’t misunderstand Soleimani as “salami.”
Step 4: Rub his belly and give him a treat.
Step 5: Go on about your day with your dog instead of talking about Iran.