A local man trying to take advantage of sparsely attended flights was shocked and dismayed to find his flight today largely full.

Miles Dunden, 40, figured with not a lot of folks traveling due to the pandemic he could have a weekend getaway with few people on his flight. When he got to the airport and noticed it was business as usual, his emotions ranged from shock to anger.

“Don’t people know it’s a pandemic?” Dunden said. “What are all these people doing taking the same flight as me? It’s so reckless. Stay home, save lives dammit. I can’t believe some selfish asshole is going to be sitting next to me on this flight like it’s time to go back to normal.”

Dunden had equal outrage earlier this week when getting a haircut.