Non-royals Meghan and Harry have scheduled a highly-promoted television interview with the most famous television host in the world regarding their desire to be out of the spotlight.

The two commoners will soon release a sit-down conversation with Oprah Winfrey to drive home the fact that they are really tired of the media attention, something which was not covered adequately in previous interviews, books, and other third party tell-alls with which they cooperated. Oprah has been told that absolutely no question is off limits in the interview with the couple that values privacy above all else. 

This interview will air on March 7 and is expected to be watched, analyzed, and reported on by millions of people who aspire to give the plebeian couple their space.