Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and guy on CNN, is making a strong effort to disprove the lab leak theory tonight by eating a bat on live TV.
Fauci is set to eat a bat live on Cuomo Prime Time to show that he will indeed get sick – despite the vaccine – giving credence to the theory that a bat and not the lab leak started the pandemic.
“As you will see, I am about to get very sick,” Fauci said he will announce before crunching into the creature. “Once I begin vomiting, it will be clear this undercooked bat was the cause of the pandemic and not our good friends in China. I am not a hero, but these acts I am demonstrating, one might say are heroic.”
This action is expected to boost Cuomo Prime Time’s ratings ahead one spot in the rankings, maybe.