A bizarre press conference on March 15 ended in tragedy as New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo was stabbed in the back 23 times by staffers and fellow Democrats who encouraged him to hold the event.
“We just told him that he needed to announce that he’s still not resigning,” said a source going only by Utusbre. “Once we got him on set, it was pretty easy to act like we were shocked that he’s a perv who killed tons of old people. From there, it all just kind of happened.”
The Ides of March join ‘cancel culture’ now as excuses Cuomo has listed as to why the world is turning on him. Cuomo, though, was said to have believed the first two blows were simply vaccine jabs.