The Commission on Presidential Debates announced Thursday it is prepared to use electric shock therapy for future debates in hopes to eliminate crosstalk between candidates.
Any time a candidate talks over another, the moderator will have the option to hit a buzzer to shock either or both candidates. The hope is that the candidates learn their lessons and become better behaved animals as the debate goes on, leading to slightly less shitty conversation.
The Commission is also considering rewarding candidates treats for civil behavior.