Early projections show Pennsylvania, Ohio, everywhere else ready for this to be over

Early projections show that voters in Pennsylvania, Ohio and everywhere else throughout the country are very ready for all of this to be over.

Voters in all swing states have decided that they want this shit to end and are excited for it to be Wednesday. This matches the sentiment of voters in non swing states, who also want this shit to just go away so we can return to a less tense life and not worry about politics. The margin for error in these projections was 0.

The Hamster can confirm this is our feeling as well.