New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo completed the first of many state sports bar raids Monday, yelling at diners to drop their fake foods.
Cuomo raided an upstate Buffalo Wild Wings and inspected every patron’s dishes to assess their validity. He concluded that over 90 percent of plates were not substantial enough.
“This salad is not enough,” Cuomo said throwing it against the wall. “These wings are fake foods. That sandwich is too thin. Shut this whole motherfucking place down.”
Cuomo was last seen at the location holding a baseball bat, covered in buffalo sauce and getting into an unmarked van to depart.