Many have asked in the last several weeks if whiskey can fight coronavirus, and a new study finds it couldn’t hurt, ya know, why not.

The study could not find any scientific link between whiskey and fighting COVID-19, but did conclude that it could not possibly hurt and you might as well go for it, who gives a fuck really. The study said similar results of “who knows” exist with beer, wine, gin, rum, vodka, tequila and a range of other spirits and liquors, though the study specifies none probably cure coronavirus. But just, why not, drink.

The Velvet Hamster staff is testing the results of the study.