A deeply unhappy, directionless man is completely unsure how he’s supposed to use the internet now that the election is long over, as he doesn’t know what its other functions are other than telling people to vote.

“What button do I press to make this do things?” the man said, unsure what his name was. “Does this have other functions besides telling people to vote? Can I tell people to vote for the next one of them elections? What’s the alt key? Is that racist?”

As of press time, the man told all his followers to “wear a fucking mask.”