A downtrodden Kamala Harris, who ended her presidential campaign Tuesday, is reportedly back to throwing poor people in jail in hopes of boosting her spirits.
Harris’ campaign fell apart in recent months, as she went quickly from being considered a top tier candidate to polling under 5 percent. While Harris is disappointed, she told the Hamster she looks forward to getting back to arresting people for non-violent drug offenses, her true passion.
Harris’ camp thinks she’ll be back in good spirits by the end of the week if she can jail at least 20 or 30 poors.