After years of advancing the subject rhetorically, Democrats have finally accomplished their end goal in waging war against the Electoral College, as the school has received a four-year NCAA bowl ban.

The college’s football team will not be allowed to participate in the postseason until 2024, the NCAA ruling states. Additionally, they will lose 50 scholarships during that time. Electoral College coaches vehemently disagreed with the decision.

“I just feel sorry for these kids,” one assistant coach said. “They have so much pride in wearing the EC logo on their helmets, but Democrats just want them to suffer.”

There is no word yet if Electoral College players will transfer.