New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is ordering all his sexual harassment accusers into local nursing homes, as he believes it will solve the sexual harassment issue naturally.
“I care deeply about the issues that these women are bringing forward,” Cuomo said in a statement. “That’s why I think keeping them in nursing homes is best. This ought to solve that problem. My administration is leading the nation on this issue.”
Cuomo added that he needs just two weeks to flatten the harassment curve after which people can stop talking about the issue.