A new study finds that the increasingly growing divisions in this country – by ideology, region or otherwise – are most likely the fault of those other assholes and not your own.
The study looked at all groups of people and examined their beliefs and motives. In conclusion, the researchers found “the growing differences in our country are almost entirely to blame on that other group of assholes. They’re the ones who suck.” Researchers also added that no change or reflection is required on the part of you.
The study has been met with praise by all, and many are already planning to continue doing and acting however it was they were before.