CNN: 2020 slowly killing all of us but mostly chill

The Velvet Hamster can report that CNN can report that while 2020 is slowly killing us all, it’s mostly been pretty chill.

The Hamster confirms that CNN has confirmed that while this year is slowly draining us emotionally, mentally and physically, it’s otherwise been pretty great. While there is a pandemic, a toxic presidential election, police brutality and cities burning in riots, everyone should be happy otherwise.

The Hamster has checked with sources outside of CNN, also, who have yet to confirm this and have implied that it’s actually all shit. We will report back once we can verify.