The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are recommending no large gatherings of 50 or more people for at least 8 weeks, as well as a moratorium on licking door knobs for the same time period.

That recommendation means most sporting events and concerts will be canceled or postponed, as well as school functions and church services. The stoppage of door knob licking means no one will be licking door knobs.

The Hamster will continue to update if any new CDC rules are made, but recommends abiding by the door knob rule.