An extremely bored U.S. Census Bureau employee is changing as many statistics as he can to just, so long as its within reason.

Any number within a margin or error has been fudged to 69, with a few others to 420. If finalized today, the 2020 Census would show a record number of households with 69 kids, the addition of 19 states and the entire population of Connecticut being just 69.

The Velvet Hamster is working to confirm the accuracy of these numbers.