Biden reminds everyone $1,400 stimulus can become $2,800 at roulette table

While some might be disappointed in the size of the new round of stimulus checks, President Joe Biden is reminding everyone that if they put that $1,400 all on black, it can easily become $2,800.

“Put it all on black, jack!” Biden said throwing out stimulus checks at the MGM National Harbor. “That $1,400 stimmy can be a $2,800 stimmy, a $4,200 stimmy, a $72,800 stimmy. Luck be a lady to sniff tonight! Let’s stimulate this roulette table.”

As of late Thursday evening, the house has recouped 90% of stimulus checks.