After a report about President Joe Biden halting Americans’ consumption of red meat circulated this week, the president clarified that isn’t the case at all and it’s still healthy and legal to eat four hamburgers a day.
“A little red meat, nothing wrong with that,” Biden said. “Sometimes I eat as many as 4, 5 burgers. The last guy, he ate McDonald’s every day. He was a fat guy. No problem. I ain’t stopping you from eating the red meat. Go out, eat, fart. I’ve farted three times since starting these remarks.”
The Hamster – while also concerned about carbon emissions or whatever – also recommends at least four hamburgers a day or a meal.