Despite numerous criticisms about it, a Hamster analysis has found that pork spending is in fact delicious.
Critics on both the right and the left have long lambasted pork spending projects and the congressmen who most often earmark them. However, the Hamster found that bacon, ribs and various kinds of sausage are all actually terrific examples of pork spending.
In reaching the conclusion that criticism was misplaced, Hamster investigators made sure to try all different kinds of pork for this project.