Americans anxiously awaiting a COVID relief package or another stimulus check were upset to learn Saturday that what’s being debated in Congress is mostly just Trump Tower Grill coupons.

Republicans and Democrats have been arguing for weeks about how much the coupons will be worth – Democrats insist they should be for two free taco bowls and an appetizer, while Republicans want them to just be worth one taco bowl as to not cost the President much money. As both sides seem far apart, it appears no one will be getting a taco bowl any time soon.

Other proposals have included coupons for Trump Ice, but those negotiations have mostly gone nowhere with Trump Ice going out of business years ago.