Extra Terrestrial-Americans at an exclusive gated community in Nevada are reportedly looking to upgrade security as threats to storm the compound take over the internet.
“We’ve seen the memes,” said The Enclave at Area 51 resident and Martian-American Barry Miller, 52, “and we don’t think they’re funny. We take security seriously. That’s why we’ve had the U.S. Air Force on the payroll for so long.”
Spokespeople for The Enclave at Area 51 did not elaborate on what upgraded security measures might be, citing ongoing investigations.
At the time of publication, the Air Force has not returned Velvet Hamster’s calls for comment.