Nancy Pelosi’s 25th Amendment Commission has quickly and shockingly found that every single person in Washington D.C. – not just Donald Trump – is metnally unfit for their jobs.

The commission’s work took just a day, and found that every member of Congress, the President, his entire cabinet and all lobbyists on the hill are “fucking insane.” The report the commission put together concluded that anyone and everyone working in “this soulless tone” is a “complete and total sociopath” and shouldn’t be taken seriously by people who live and work real jobs.

The next logical step, the commission suggests, is to kick everyone out of their positions.