A local 23-month-old is reportedly basking in his final days before his city’s mask mandate applies to him, sources told the Hamster.
Billy Tobowski, 23 months, is “living it up” according to people close to him. Tobowski has been sneezing in public indoors, laughing and spitting up much to the annoyance of masked neighbors who cross paths with him. Little Billy has told friends and family – through broken sentences – that he just wants to enjoy these last few days before he has to put on a mask.
“No mask, no mask,” little Billy said. “I don’t have a mask like mommy or daddy. I am free. No tyranny for me!”
On the day before he turns 2, little Billy is planning to have a massive unmasked play date with fellow 23 monthers.