Despite the world reopening, a new deadly COVID-19 variant is spreading and threatens to completely destroy infected peoples’ personality and logic.

The Delta variant is said to be extremely contagious and deadly even to vaccinated people, as it spreads quickly and then dominates your personality and becomes the only thing you talk about, leading to irrational fear of going outside even as the rest of the world does so. While the vaccine might not protect against it totally, infectious disease experts recommend ignoring the new variant as the best way to defend your personality and logic.

If you find yourself again judging people outside or tweeting phrases like “we’re not out of the woods yet,” you may need to get tested.