Experts are questioning how Friday the 13th could fall during such an unremarkable week, as nations join together hoping this record remains unblemished. 

“We’re on such a streak of everything being normal, but I’d really hate for that to be disrupted by Friday the 13th,” said Martin Roberts in Seattle, where nothing unusual is happening. 

Velvet Hamster will be watching the story for developments and let you know if anything happens in the world today. It probably won’t, though. It’s super boring out there.