As COVID cases are spiking slightly in some regions, the Centers for Disease Control have announced new guidelines centered around the idea ‘who the fuck knows?’

“Honestly, not sure,” the CDC said in an announcement this morning. “Who the fuck knows? Inside, outside. Mask, no mask. Vaccinated, unvaccinated. Potato, potAto. Tomato, TomAto. Go do whatever, man.”

While the casual nature of the new guidelines is surprising, it is recommended to follow them.