Saturday: Had to play preseason basketball game in China. Only scored 6 points, and team lost by 14.

Sunday: Had to take 14 hour flight from China to Los Angeles. Spilled a bit of Coke Zero on his lap during the flight. Very jet lagged.

Monday: Had to receive a lot of mean tweets from angry people mad that he hates free speech.

Tuesday: Ran out of taco shells for Taco Tuesday. Had to eat burrito bowls.

Wednesday: Woke up with a strained neck and was 7 minutes late to the Lakers’ practice facility, where he realized he forgot his wallet at home.

More to follow.