President Joe Biden ordered two scoops of vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips in a waffle cone Friday, a development reporters were able to capture despite drone strikes hitting nearby.

Reporters – including those at the Velvet Hamster – camped out at both the local Cold Stone Creamery and Dairy Queen last night and into the morning waiting for Biden to appear. Once he did, journalists were ready to tell the story.

“Mr. Biden, why didn’t you get any hot fudge?” one reporter was heard screaming. “Have you ever considered a bowl? Are you allergic to nuts?”

11 are dead in the drone strike.