A local unvaccinated man might be willing to get the shot so long as he is called a selfish asshole just a few more times, a tactic that is working to convince him.

Sam Garman, 39, says he didn’t feel comfortable getting the shot after trusting his natural immunity, general health and doing his own research on Reddit. However, after being called a selfish prick several times, he is starting to change his mind.

“If I get yelled at a little more, I might consider it,” Garman said. “I got spit on the other day and called a murderer, so I started to think maybe the vaccine is the way to go. It was a good argument. I think I need to be called an asshole a few more times and I’m sold.”

Research has shown the vaccine to be completely safe and effective and something this fucking douchebag should definitely do.