Minnesota Timberwolves front office executives are panicking late this afternoon, as they all had the NBA draft as next Wednesday in their respective calendars.
“Who the fuck added this to my Google calendar?” GM Scott Layden was heard screaming to a room of frantic scouts. “We have to figure something out. Let’s take the Ball kid. Or the tall kid from Memphis. Do we even know any of their names?”
Minnesota may end up trading the pick of sheer panic.