Uncle Ben’s officially rebrands as Ben’s Washington Football Team

The brand now-formerly known as Uncle Ben’s officially rebranded Wednesday as Ben’s Washington Football Team, a sign of progress.

“We listened, we learned, we’re changing,” the company said in a statement. “Moving forward Uncle Ben’s will be known as Ben’s Washington Football Team, and we’ll continue to build a Super Bowl-caliber rice.”

The decision has been universally applauded, and experts are working to confirm if racial injustices are over.

Update (11:45 a.m.): Racial injustices are not yet over. The Hamster will update when they are.