Unable to attend fundraisers in person, Donald Trump’s re-election campaign has turned to Cameo for cash.
For $2,020 the President of the United States will record a video message wishing your friend a happy birthday, congratulations on a special milestone, or tell a loathed employee “you’re fired.”
The Trump campaign tells the Velvet Hamster that his Cameos will be “the best cameos you’ve ever seen. They’ll be terrific.”
Velvet Hamster has learned that, in a bid to compete, Joe Biden is currently having a cameo brooch carved of himself. We will update when we have photos.