With hours to go before his State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump is reportedly adding and enlarging tons of large exclamation points to sentences to try and make it longer, as he totally forgot this assignment was due.

Aides originally told Trump about the address last month, but he decided not to start with it so far away. Mike Pence mentioned it to him while Trump was tweeting this morning, and the president reportedly yelled “oh shit can I copy yours?” though the Hamster cannot confirm the accuracy of that statement.

Trump also considered telling the nation his printer broke so he doesn’t have it.