2020

2020 September 4, 2019

Biden swears he can see fine, destroy Trump with newly-equipped laser eye
2020, Nation July 31, 2019

Political strategists shocked to learn Midwesterners eat, laugh, play like everyone else
2020 July 30, 2019

Bernie Sanders swears campaign’s sweatshop conditions fair
Nation July 18, 2019

Justin Amash files HR complaint that most of his coworkers kinda suck
2020, Sports July 11, 2019

Free-agent addition Tom Steyer fills open Democrat roster spot
2020 July 10, 2019

Beto’s arch nemesis Alpha O’Rourke determined to destroy campaign, small cities
2020 July 1, 2019

Joe Biden apologizes for aggressive comments he made during Spanish-American War
2020 June 28, 2019

Source: Masked, extra candidate at debate might have been Hillary Clinton
2020 June 27, 2019

Andrew Yang politely asks nation how much money he has to give out for more speaking time
2020 June 27, 2019

Pundits agree: Beto definitely ready for Level 3 of Rosetta Stone