As a feud continues to escalate between the two presidential candidates, Sen. Elizabeth Warren told the Hamster Wednesday that while Bernie Sanders may “hate women, puppies, sunshine and America, and be a “total fucking asshole who should never be elected,” that he is her close friend.
“Look, did Bernie tell me he hates all women and all puppies and kittens? Yes,” Warren said. “Did he also say he wants to destroy America and rule the galaxy with an iron fist? Yes. Is he a total fucking asshole that no one should vote for and everyone should instead vote for me, as a totally honest puppy lover? Yes.”
“But he is my close personal friend. I am not here to fight with him.”
The Hamster could not verify Warren’s claims, but CNN has somehow confirmed.