A new study released Friday confirmed that staying home and watching TV is definitely better than whatever other thing was the other option.
A survey of 10,000 anonymous respondents of all age groups and demographics responded overwhelmingly that staying home and watching TV was the best option, with as many as 90 percent in some age groups saying so. Researchers concluded that respondents who disagreed likely did so for appearances or because they were sociopaths.
The second most popular option was “getting just one drink and then trying to be home by 10 at the latest,” which about 4 percent of people across groups favored.