As more and more news comes out on the positive health effects of increased coffee consumption, a new study actually finds that at least 16 cups of coffee every hour will improve your ability to fly and fight crime.
The study examined a human’s ability – or lack thereof – of flight with no coffee, one cup, two cups and so on. Around the 16th cup, a person’s ability to fly is maximized. Right after the 15th cup, participants in the study changed out of their outfits and put on capes and got ready to protect their neighborhoods from evil.
The study also warns though that a 17th cup per hour is too much and could be damaging to the heart.