Sources confirmed Friday that the house spider you tried to kill with an aerial tissue attack not only escaped unwounded, but is still living its best life.
The slight hesitation in the attack allowed the spider to frantically escape out of sight. After an additional 45 minutes of searching for it before giving up, sources can confirm the spider is still enjoying the house, living its best life.
The spider reportedly may pop up again when you least expect it, potentially crawling on you.